Math and Science Jokes
It's fairly well known I'm a bit of a math/science freak. I am never hesitant to explain some of the physics behind Lindy Hop and am always quick with a math and science joke (which usually elicits the mighty groan from Sheri, she's such a sport!)

So here is a short collection of math/science jokes. Yes, some of them relate to swing dancing. And yes, some of them don't. We'll leave that as an exercise for the reader.

Onward!!

• There are only 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary and those who can't
  
  
• What do you get when you cross a Mafia boss with a performance artist?
  Someone who can make you an offer that you just can't understand.
  
  What do you get when you cross a Mafia boss and a rock climber?
  Silly, you can't do that. It's impossible to cross something with a scalar !
  
  
• First Sodium Atom: "Oh no! I think I just lost an electron!"
  Second Sodium Atom: "You sure?"
  First Sodium Atom: "I'm positive!!"
  
  
• Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots.
  
  The third shouts out "We got him!"
  
  
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
  To get to the other .... ermmm...
  
  
• How many computer scientists does it take to fix a lightbulb?"
  
  
  1. None. Let's leave it alone and we'll see if it fixes itself.
     
  2. None. It's a feature
     
  3. None. It's a hardware issue.
     
  4. None. Well, my lightbulb at HOME works so it must be something with the socket.
     
  5. Six. Two to write the specs, two to implement, two to work on the next lightbulb when the first one doesn't work properly
     
  
  
• submitted 06/03/04 by a friend whom I will keep nameless to protect him
  
  Q: Did you hear about problem the constipated mathematician was having?
  
  A: Yeah, he worked it out with a pencil.
  

more to come later ...