The Progression of a Swing Dancer as Lindy Haiku


Any resemblance to anyone at all is purely, all in all, altogether, utterly, wholly, and in toto coincidental.

(Yeah, I did use a Thesaurus for that opening sentence).

(Yeah - isn't that "in toto" phrase really cool sounding?).

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Alright let's see here...
step step rock step, and again.
Yeah, this is easy.

Got the hang of it.
Except that cool pretzel thing...
Got to learn that soon-

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Learned Charleston tonight.
Add that to my East Coast Swing.
Bet the chicks dig me.

Though I kicked someone.
And I wore my steel-toed boots...
Boots stay home next time.

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Umm...went out tonight
Everyone is dancing weird
Something called Lindy

step step triple step
triple step step-step .. oh geeez
wait wait .. i'll get it

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I'm not getting it.
Which foot am I starting on?
I pull, but don't pull?

okay ..step step .. wait
step triple step step... aggh.. I'll
never get this right.

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to be continued...