Fun With Google Part I
Want to kill some time?

By the way, I have been told that the contents of this article may result in an unhealthy amount of consecutive hours on the internet. So beware!

Use Google and enter in "[Your Name] is" and find the results that you like the best. That's how it originated but you can definitely get more creative than that.

Here are a few examples:

Ben is so eager that he has to interrupt and do this part himself. "Oh Mama ..."

ermmm.. i didn't know anyone was watching

Ben is an alien

explains a lot doesn't it?

Ben is this week's download

only the shareware version though

BEN is the result of a close collaboration between the Laboratory of Epidemiology and Biostatistics.

yeah but i like to call them "mom" and "dad"

Ben is wearing so much hairspray when he hardly has any hair

yes i do enjoy the baldheaded man spray

And since Sheri isn't around to post for herself:

Sheri is known to the community as a lesbian.

(huh? news to me)

sheri is kewl! sheri is great! sheri is kewler than frosted flakes!

could not have set it better myself

Sheri is now an avid bell collector

well i did complain a few days ago about a ringing in my ears

Sheri is cursing a lot right now

....

Sheri is a knockout!

(well duh!)

Other interesting queries to play with:

"[Your Name] will be"
"I saw [Your Name]"
"[Your Name] said"

etc..

Just beware of spending too much time on the computer. With that I leave you the article below:

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Man Dies After 49 Hours of Computer Games

Aug 10, 8:10 AM (ET)

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) - A 28-year-old South Korean man died of exhaustion in an Internet cafe after playing computer games non-stop for 49 hours, South Korean police said Wednesday.

Lee, a resident in the southern city of Taegu who was identified only by his last name, collapsed Friday after having eaten minimally and not sleeping, refusing to leave his keyboard while he played the battle simulation game Starcraft.

Lee was quickly moved to a hospital but died after a few hours, due to what doctors are presuming was a heart attack, police said.

Lee had been fired from his job last month because he kept missing work to play computer games, police said.

Computer games are enormously popular in South Korea, home to professional gamers who earn big money through sponsorships and television stations devoted to broadcasting matches.

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